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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Ya know Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:01 pm | |
| ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ It's supposed to be pi. | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 30 Location : On your computer screen.
| Subject: Re: Ya know Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:17 pm | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:51 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Cow pi.
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Moon pi.
Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Eskimo pi.
Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Pi in the sky.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a la mode. | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:50 am | |
| - Jefferlope wrote:
I thought the joke used the i instead lol. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a cake by its diameter? A: Nothing. | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:23 am | |
| That's not true! You get a double layered Pi Cake. | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:45 am | |
| - CoolGreenApple wrote:
- That's not true! You get a double layered Pi Cake.
Nu uh! You get a lie! So therefore nothing! | |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-11-07 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| Subject: Re: Ya know Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:57 am | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:51 pm | |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-11-07 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:50 am | |
| I'm allergic to apples! Pears are weird! | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:00 am | |
| ... I can't find the pun in that one... | |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-11-07 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:31 pm | |
| The pun is that I couldn't think of an apple joke, and pears are weird! | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| Pears are weird. I agree. | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 30 Location : On your computer screen.
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| I see what you did there......? | |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-11-07 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:15 pm | |
| Of course you saw it! If you can see it then you saw it! | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:18 pm | |
| But cga! Pears are green! It's like half a circumference! | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:00 pm | |
| They're not the right shade of green! | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:48 pm | |
| They are smooth, cool and soft! | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:03 pm | |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-11-07 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:18 pm | |
| Pears are so wacky and dumb, yo! | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 30 Location : On your computer screen.
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:40 pm | |
| Hey, woah, my best friend is a pear! WarmRedPear is a great guy! | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:25 pm | |
| Oh yeah, I met that guy! He's a real jerk! He told me that Pears bang my mom! | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 30 Location : On your computer screen.
| Subject: Re: Ya know Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:58 pm | |
| But it's true! Your father was a Pear! | |
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CoolGreenApple
Posts : 1049 Join date : 2011-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Maine
| Subject: Re: Ya know Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:46 am | |
| My father is dead to me! Dead! And I'm not just saying that because I "burned him to death!" (quptes because the case is still pending) | |
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SkrΑlem
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-11-24 Location : the middle of nowhere. seriously.
| Subject: Re: Ya know Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:03 pm | |
| Seriously cga you wasted oxygen to kill a pear? Just cut it next time, little resistance. | |
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YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ya know Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:41 pm | |
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