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PostSubject: If...   Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:21 am

Little Rhonny Boy has 3 apples, he decides to cut then in 5/27ths and give a sixth of one part to little Samantha, and a half to Little Jeffyleep. He ate a whole of a 5/27th part. How many apples does he have and how is it related to the sun? Calculate the distance from the sun to the moon and multiply it by the mass of each and divide it by the number of apples.

The answer is funny.

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:15 am

Is the answer... funny?
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PostSubject: Re: If...   Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:20 am

Yeah, it's pretty funny, if you figure it out.

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:58 pm

Then the answer is funny. Right?

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:50 pm

Jefferlope wrote:
Then the answer is funny. Right?
If you find it out, yes. Well not if you do it a lot, the process might get annoying.

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:43 pm

How can he cut them into 5/27ths! 5 doesn't go into 27 evenly!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:56 pm

Think about it.

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:15 pm

The distance from the sun to the moon isn't constant either!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:30 pm

129226625102887700534759358288770053475.93582887700535 this is what I got for an answer but I'm not laughing! I don't get the joke!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:24 pm

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129226625102887700534759358288770053475.93582887700535 this is what I got for an answer but I'm not laughing! I don't get the joke!
That's because it's wrong!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:43 am

Well, I don't know about the sun bits, but the apple thing is something i MIGHT have an answer for.

3 Apples. 5/27ths of each apple (he threw 22/27ths out?). That means a total of 15/27ths of one apple left.
A sixth is 1/6, so 1/6 of one part of the total. there are 15 parts, so he has (14 and 5/6)/27.
A half. Of what, and apple? So that'd be 13 1/2. He now has less than 1/27th of an apple. I'll just say this is 0/27.
If he eats a whole 5/27ths, then he now has -5/27ths of a total of three apples.
I'm kinda good at math...for my age...I'm in Year 9...
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PostSubject: Re: If...   Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:15 am

Max, you're not very specific with your question! Is it the distance in miles or kilometers? The masses in grams, kilograms, pounds, stone, or what!? Jeez! Get it together, kid!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:17 pm

If i told you I would give you the answer!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:10 am

You're crazy!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:47 pm

Pfft! Atleast I know the answer!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:58 pm

Tell me! I give up!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:05 am

Nope! You can never give up! It won't be funny if you don't do it by yourself, You can never let down! then which would be the point?

You can never run around and desert!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:15 am

I'm not playing your games anymore, old man!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:10 am

You'll never know the funny secret! It's so funny you won't ever laugh to anything else like you would to this! I'm laughing right now! HAHAHAHHAHA

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sat May 12, 2012 11:54 pm

-26
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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sun May 13, 2012 1:50 am

You need to show your work, fool!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sun May 13, 2012 6:15 pm

Simple: by applying reverse moonsiosis and multiplying the apple by the power of clown you get your numbers for average distance of moon to sun, 30062e, and the real starting amount of apples, 74. Now by simple estimation one can assume you have enough for 6 pies. Jffyleep eats 3 pies, samantha eats 1. Then, because this problem only works if done in the year 5349209, ronny transforms the two leftover pies into 27 apples, where he keeps 5/27 of them. Also by then the sun turned into a red giant, making the distance from the moon to the surface of the sun actually negative since the moon is inside the sun, and using philosophical and scientificiful numbers that NASA won't let me reveal, the multiplied number of mass and distance is -130, that when divided by 5 is -26.
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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sun May 13, 2012 6:49 pm

It all makes sense now.

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Sun May 13, 2012 7:12 pm

Ooooh! I was supposed to divide by 5! That explains why I couldn't get the answer!

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PostSubject: Re: If...   Mon May 14, 2012 6:00 pm

all the hints were in place, he even said said it was funny so you'd know to multiply by the power of clown instead of the usual 53. What would they do without us Max?
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