So some of you use facebook right?

When I logged in like a week ago, what are these random useless features!

I mean, now people can know when you ignore them? That just makes you want facebook closed! The only plus is they can't ignore you!

What's this "timeline"?! It doesn't have any good sides in it at all! (Except a cool looking background picture, if you have one, I guess.

And what's this "star" you can add on you friends? Does that mean you can now prevent some of your friends to see some of your pictures? How do you want me to stalk them now?! Isn't that what facebook is for? I mean it owrks for you knowing when they add pictures, but if they don't have you what's the point! Good thing some of them don't know! I think!

Facebook is getting anti-stalking, I'm going back to myspace!

I stopped using Facebook well a while ago. Now I've lost track of it. I hate it.

This is why I like Twitter. It's nice and simple.

I hear that @Jefferlope guy is pretty cool.

Twitter is too mainstream!

Facebook is meh. It has a lot of dumb features, but I don't really use it enough to care very much.
I appreciate it for it's ability to improve your social life, though.

Yeah, I hate the timeline and all the new junk they started putting in. I liked facebook about two years ago. Now it's terrible.

But speaking of twitter, does anyone update the SMB Twitter?

Supa did, for like, a week or something.

There's an SMB Twitter?

It's not used.

Twitter's pretty great. You should follow the main account of a really cool guy, @thefaketetris.

You should follow a really cool guy I know, @bidoof_bot.

Bidoof doof doof.