Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:54 pm
*Ocarina of Time "Shop" Theme plays...*
Welcome to the Spam Shop! Get the finest spam in the region! (Note: You may only buy spam when you have the Invisible Badge)
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:00 pm
Why is Link the shopkeeper? Shouldn't he be saving princesses?
Jaco
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:01 pm
Machop90 wrote:
Why is Link the shopkeeper? Shouldn't he be saving princesses?
That ain't Link... That's Retros. They look alike, you see. It's a common mistake, don't worry.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:02 pm
Jaco230 wrote:
That ain't Link... That's Retros. They look alike, you see. It's a common mistake, don't worry.
Why am I the shopkeeper? Shouldn't I be setting thing on fire?
YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:08 pm
Yes. Why aren't you doing your work. Bad boy.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:17 pm
MaxMatsu wrote:
Yes. Why aren't you doing your work. Bad boy.
Wait, do you mean setting things on fire or working in the shop?
YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:32 pm
Machop90 wrote:
MaxMatsu wrote:
Yes. Why aren't you doing your work. Bad boy.
Wait, do you mean setting things on fire or working in the shop?
Both.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:34 pm
*sets the shop on fire*
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
lilbrokk
Posts : 763 Join date : 2010-07-27 Age : 64 Location : afsafasd[
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:55 pm
i'd like some spam please
Jaco
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:59 pm
lilbrokk wrote:
i'd like some spam please
Insufficient funds. You need 25 more coins, sorry.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:17 pm
I thought I was the one to deal with sales! You're just the owner, Jaco! (un)
Jaco
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:56 am
Machop90 wrote:
I thought I was the one to deal with sales! You're just the owner, Jaco! (un)
We have shifts, you know :/ At the time of posting, it was my shift.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:36 pm
I want some time off.
YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:38 pm
I want to get some package of spam please.
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:31 am
That'll be 100 coins, please.
Jaco
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:50 am
I think all consumers must state a well-thought out and organized list of reasons why they need spam before they purchase it. Spam is very rare indeed, I wouldn't want it all to be wasted.
lilbrokk
Posts : 763 Join date : 2010-07-27 Age : 64 Location : afsafasd[
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:06 pm
Do you sell spam sandwiches
YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:33 pm
I want it for no apparent reason.
Jaco
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 28 Location : Michigan
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:43 pm
MaxMatsu wrote:
I want it for no apparent reason.
Didn't mean to thank that post, but whatever.
Anyways, I'm afraid we cannot give you credit at this time. Thank you for your patronage.
YouOnlySueOnce
Posts : 2722 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 54
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:47 pm
I'm buying it from Dark's store then.
Thank you.
Dark Sonic
Posts : 52 Join date : 2010-08-14 Age : 26
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:03 pm
DO you haz Mah Boi :king:
Machop90
Posts : 190 Join date : 2010-08-10 Age : 93 Location : Somewhere
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:25 pm
I'm sorry, we don't sell children in this store! Ahahahaha!
lilbrokk
Posts : 763 Join date : 2010-07-27 Age : 64 Location : afsafasd[
Subject: Re: The Spam Shop! Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:02 pm
