Subject: Genow Nuzlockes Manly Pink Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:01 pm
Originally posted in the Nuzlocke forum, why not post it here as well to promote a healthy boost of activity? Although be warned there are some...undertones in this run. But quite minor.
And by that I mean GenoXN
Let us get this thing started then, shall we?
Spoiler:
The world of Pokemon. A magnificent land where creatures of all types roam in every corner. Yet man has not a thing to fear, as human and Pokemon have hold hands across all time. Or have they? Some treat them as pets, others as friends, others use them as tools...! But ah, I am just a professor. Professor Oak, you see. Your mother e-mailed me that your family would be moving to PALLET TOWN quite soon. And I think sharing letters would be a great way to get to know a future resident of town. Now...
"I-I'm a Boy, I guess I can not blame you since this is the internet, but...It's still weird for someone to ask that, isn't it? My name is Geno, by the way."
Ah, Geno it is. You know, there is someone your age that lives here as well. My grandson actually...
His name is Kou. Quite the bold man if I say so myself. Hopefully you two can get to know each other better in the future.
"I would very much like that. We are leaving for Pallet tomorrow, so I'm gonna go help Mother with some last minute things! See you there!
Be sure to come by my lab later, I have a present for you!
"Okay!"
>Geno has logged off.
________________________
"Ah, how exciting to be here! The professor wanted to see me, did he not?"
"Y-You're exxagerating...I'm only going to pay the professor a visit. I'll be back soon!"
"Okay dear, just be careful of the tall grass, okay?"
"Yep, don't worry!"
But leaving his house, Geno couldn't help but feel like exploring the tall grass. It's probably human nature to disregard orders...He would just step in for a little while. It'd be alright...
"Halt right there, Young man!"
Those clothes...was this the professor?
"Ah, Professor Oak? It's me, Geno!"
"Geno, huh? Well, it's a pleasure seeing you in flesh and bone! Aren't you old enough to know grass is dangerous? Come with me!"
And so, the professor dragged me into his lab, excitedly. There was a young man there as well...Must be his grandson, Kou. There is some aura surrounding him...Like he isnt' really aknowledging me.
"Alright you two! You're old enough to go see the world!"
"heck yeah Gramps! You know I've been waiting for this!"
"S-See the world? But...I told my mother I'd come back quickly..."
"Oh Geno. She knows about this already. We had a talk before your arrival. If she said anything like a goodbye you may understand why now."
"..."
"Enough sentimental BS Gramps! Can we get the Pokemon already!?"
"Watch your mouth, Kou! Did my daughter teach you no manners? Geno, you may choose first since you seem to hold some proper etiquette."
"Hey!"
Geno thought it'd do him well to do as he was told. He approached the first Pokeball of them all...
"Oh this...This looks fascinating! I choose you, definitely."
"My name is Valk. Thanks for getting me out of that thing, man."
"W-Well, I can't say you'll always be out of it, but it's nice to meet you as well."
"Do ya have ta be so formal? Anyways, how about we get goin? You heard the old man"
"Sure."
"B-But we just got them...Is it fair to make them battle?
"What's WRONG, teacher's pet? Too scared to fight?
"Is that really the best insult you can pull off, Kou?"
"How dare you, softie moron! Now we ARE fighting! Go, Pokabu!"
"Ah drats."
"Psh. I'll handle it."
"T-That was amazing, Valk!"
"No. -I'm- amazing."
"Don't think that just because you won once I'm gonna give up! Not the last you've seen of me!"
"Have fun."
"My, my grandson sure is a bold man isn't he? He is probably hurt because you wounded his pride. Pay him no mind! Go towards your journey. Make your mother proud."
"Right! Let us go, Valk!"
Yet, the very second they stepped on the tall grass...
"Good grief, on the name of Arceus what is that!? VALK, TAKE IT DOWN, THAT IT MAY NEVER TORMENT US AGAIN!"
"...Calm down, man."
And on they marched, towards Viridian City. It was a nice place, definitely.
"...Hm, this couch is quite comfy is it not?"
"You said it."
"So...where do we go now?"
"Any decent explorer stocks on items, so why not go to the mart?"
"Excellent plan."
"Hm, me? Yes. I do."
"S-Sure..."
"Wait a second, Traveler! I see you're carrying a Pokemon with you...!"
"Yeah...I suppose I am."
"I can't keep it home, because my husband threatened to throw it away...please! Please take care of this Egg."
"I understand, I'll carry it around."
And with that, it was time to return to Oak's Lab.
"I'm not old!"
"Ah, professor...I have a package for you."
"Oh, really?"
-Parcel handed down to Prof. Oak.-
"Ah, the custom PokeBall I am researching. Speaking of those...There are some things I forgot to give to you last time. Kou has already come from them earlier."
"What are they?"
"The first is a PokeDex. Simply an encyclopedia to document info on Pokemon. I thought someone as scholarish as you would appreciate it."
"And I do! That's amazing! ...According to this, Valk is really cool. I think they knew what they were writing."
"darn straight"
"But why is there no info on that dreaded Squirrel I found before?"
"That brings me to the other item...PokeBalls. I don't have to explain what they do, do I?"
"No, I am quite aware. So I fill up the encyclopedia by capturing Pokemon?"
"Yes. That was my dream, but I am too old to do it now. But I see no reason why you can't try."
"Well G, let's get movin! Kou's got a headstart on us!"
"Right! See you later Prof!"
"Heh...so energetic. The beautiful thing that is being young..."
___________________
Back at Viridian, Geno decided to try out catching another Pokemon to add to the encyclopedia. And so, he ventured into Route 22, West of Viridian.
"I wonder what'll pop up! This is so exciting! Is it not, Valk?"
"You get excited way too easily dude."
"Oh shut it, this is a natural react-OH LOOK, OVER THERE!"
"Oh crap, one of those Zebra Bastards. I'm gonna take you DOWN!"
"Gah, I can't move!"
"You thought I'd just let you pound me into the floor!? That is no way to treat a lady!"
"G! I can't move! Capture it or it's gonna get us!"
"R-Right!"
And Geno threw the Pokeball...One budge, two budges...
*click*
"Phew, what a relief. Let's say what the dex says about it..."
"Hey dumbass, I can't move! Let's go to the center already!"
"Oh right, Sorry. You're so impatient sometimes."
And after the healing was done, Geno let out his new catch for introductions.
"So what's your name little gal?"
"Oh? I'm Alfimi. I guess we can get along, you seem like a nice kid.
"Thanks, pleased to meet you. I wonder why Valk isn't fond of you?"
"Tch. You don't wanna know.
Genow
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 28
Subject: Re: Genow Nuzlockes Manly Pink Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:12 pm
Update 2.
Spoiler:
After some well deserved rest, Geno deduces that Alfimi could use a bit of training.
"Weeell, Back in route 22 the male Shimamas do most of the hunting..."
"Blah, then what do the women do? Eat, sleep, and get fat?"
"Valk! That was uncalled for!"
"As I said, you don't know how to treat a lady! We are trusted with the care of the young. Thankfully, route 22 is quite peaceful...so we barely have to fight."
"Well, I'm sorry for breaking your routine...Won't they miss you over there? How about you Valk? Is staying with me not worrying someone?"
"I think they'll be fine. My honey Axel was caught as well, so I don't really mind..."
"I've been with the ol' freak since I remember, so I'm pretty darn glad to be outta there."
"Hmm. I see. Well, time to train!"
"Ugh! These squirrels are EVERYWHERE!"
And the squirrels fell. Vine whips to the left, thundershocks to the right. Until the leader of them all appeared...
"Arr! You think ye can go and shock all my troops! BARE YOUR FANGS, I AM COMING FOR YOU!"
"Alfimi! Are you okay!?"
"No...I'm not..."
"That'll teach ya to mess with my pack! BARE YOUR FANGS!"
"Valk!"
"On it, Kid."
"Hang in there Alfimi, We'll get you treated in no time!"
"How humiliating...I swear on my pride as a damsel I won't ever embarass you like this again."
"What are you talking about? I am the one at fault! Spare yourself that nonsense."
"Tch, I think I'm beginning to hate these squirrels too..."
After healing was done, Geno & Co. Decided to knock out the dastarly fiends before they'd harm other travelers.
"I wonder if there are more of them in the route North of Vermillion?"
"Only one way to find out."
"..."
"Geno?"
"It's...It's so cute..."
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"IT MUST BE MINE. ALFIMI, PARALYZE IT!"
"What about your "Aren't they gonna miss you at home" BS?"
"HE'LL BE HAPPIER WITH ME"
"AAAAAAAH"
"Mine~ What a cute little thing you are~!"
"..." "..." "...You're scary..."
"You'll get used to it."
"Well, let us see what the Dex says about you..."
"So, you're cute, brave, AND smart?"
"...No...that's just Big Bro..."
"Well, trust me. With our companionship you will surprass your brother in no time! So, what is your name?"
"Dad calls me bullet..."
"...Speaking of your dad, wanna say goodbye or something?"
"No...they are really mean, they're always calling me weak, and useless..."
"Awww! It's okay Bullet! Geno's such a nice boy! Just trust him okay?"
"Okay..."
"All is well than ends in a high note. Well then, let us resume our squirrel knock down!"
"I'm awesome, oh so awesome~"
"How is it even feasible for you to do that?"
"Becaaaaause I'm awesome"
"Bullet seems to be having fun over there."
"Tackling things is SO FUN!"
"So cute~"
"Heh, we're in pretty good shape."
"Where should we go to now?"
"Probably to Viridian Forest. But, can we go back to Route 22, I want to see if everything's alright."
"Affirmative, let us go then."
"...Oh, it's Kou."
"That's no way to greet a friend!"
"I do not generally regard people that call me "softie moron" or "teacher's pet" as friends."
"You're a douche anyways"
"...What's your problem! I was joking!"
"You should invest in a new sense of humor."
"So that's how it's gonna be eh...That's how you want to play!? Fine! Have it your way!"
"You began this with your insensitive rudeness in the first place!"
"Shut up! I'm going to crush you!"
"You've gotten better..."
"Geno...You never did stock on items..."
"Ah! How could I be so...so careless! Hang in there please!"
"I did it...I'm not weak! I'm not useless!
"Tch, I have more under my sleeve!"
"Leave this to me, Bullet!"
"Die!"
"...Alfimi? Al-Alfimi...?"
"Gah! DARN! Alfimi!"
"Tch. Let this be a lesson. SOFTIE. MORON. USELESS!"
"Alfimi...It's my fault...I...I wasn't good enough!"
"No...It's okay..."
"Alfimi! Hang in there!"
"I'm so sorry...I promised I wouldn't...embarass you..."
"Don't talk like that, you will be fine!"
"We just met...So much I wanted to see...Axel..."
"..."
"..."
"...I was just beginning to like you, too..."
Update 3
Spoiler:
It's been a day since Alfimi's death. It was a quiet afternoon, it's cruel highlight being the burial of their former comrade. Respects were paid, and tears were shed. Suddenly Geno wasn't so sure if this was all worth it in the end, but he had to move on...What would Alfimi think if he kept crying over her? He wasn't going to let Kou get away with it. He wasn't a "softie sammich". He was going to move forward.
"Valk, Bullet, it is time for use to proceed."
"To Viridian Forest, right?"
"Yeah, but before that..."
"There...How it should have been."
"...Geno..."
"This is uncharted territory, so let us proceed with utmost caution."
"...There's something to our right."
"...Hehe. It's...really cute."
"...Excuse me?"
"Sorry pal! When Geno sees something cute it can't escape!"
"Like I'd let you! I am not a squeeshable ornament!"
"There is no way around it! Sorry!"
"IMPOSACHIEVABLEEEEEEEEEE"
"Let use see the Dex's info on him..."
"Wow, so you make your own clothes and all?"
"How embarassing. But it is a rule in this forest that you must serve he who defeats you in a duel..."
"Eh, you can relax. The only one that talks like a 40 year old is Geno."
"Excuse me!? ...Anyways, what is your name?"
"My name is Lablanc, I'll make sure to serve you well. As proof of my loyalty, take this Mental Herb."
"Oh, much appreciated. Thanks. Well, let use see if we can get out of here in one piece..."
Countless corpses of the poor critters that dared attack this team, we are left with...
"I haven't had this much fun in ages, excellent."
"Who's awesome?
"We're awesome!"
"That was supposed to be "Valk is awe-"
"Enough you three, we're almost out..."
"Y-Yes?"
"I saw you and your Pokemon a while ago..."
"Yo it's not cool to steal my font"
"Silence, master is in a conversation."
"They seem to really like you..."
"H-huh? Yeah, I guess...I guess you could say that..."
"Oh, where are my manners! My name is N."
"I'm...Geno..."
"I'm just a trainer that wants Pokemon and Humans to live as equals."
"That's...really noble of you, yeah."
"What's wrong with you Geno? You never stutter this much."
"I'm fine, yeah, actually...I'm doing fantastic."
"But enough of introductions. Could we please battle once?"
"B-Battle you? Why?"
"Just to check the bond between you and your Pokemon. A friendly spar, if you will."
"Oh...well...if you really want to..."
"I-Ive never seen that Pokemon before..."
"Ah, I found him during my travels. He was wounded, and decided to keep it with me."
"I see..."
"I'll handle it Geno!"
"Very impressive!"
"Awh, you're pretty good, too!"
"I have never met that one, either..."
"A gift from my father, my best friend, if you will."
"Master? Please allow me to dish out some asskicking."
"Heh. In all of my travels I had never seen a team that loved their owner so much."
"Y-You're just saying that..."
"Well, I have to get going. I hope I meet others like you."
"Thanks...You too..."
And as N left the scene, Valk smacked Geno in the head.
"Pull it together! And stop blushing your twerp!"
"I-I'm not blushing, it's your imagination. Let's proceed forward."
The group enters Pewter City, and takes a brief stop in the Pokemon Center.
"Well, where should we go to now?"
"The Gym, obviously. If we wanna beat Kou in his own game we need the badges."
"Hmm. Alright then, let us go. Waaaaitaminutewhatisthis?"
"*squee*"
"Oh yes, a museum of fine arts!"
"Oh yeah...these two are really intellectual..."
"Woah! I had never seen such a Pokemon!"
"Fascinating!"
"Prodigious!"
"Incredibilous!"
"That's not even a word!"
"Can we go to the Gym now?"
"Oh gosh fine, you can't appreciate art."
"They are PILES of DEAD BONES"
"Silence!"
"Well...Let's train a bit more, then head to the Gym."
"W-Woah..."
"Bullet? Is something the matter?"
"Holy shoe"
"...Prodigious"
"Most excellent."
"Hey G, guess what."
"Wha-"
"Best day in my entire life"
"We are prepared."
"No shoe sherlock that sure tells us a lot."
"You are aware that is not a type, yes?"
"LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
"What good taste in clothes."
"Piece of Cake"
"Pretty Good! But that's not all I have in my sleeve!"
"A fire type..."
"I got this Geno! I can do it!"
"Way to go, Bullet!"
"Hehehe...!"
Go, Yanakki! My Trump Card!"
"A grass type...?"
"Master?"
"Yes, Lablanc?"
"Your tea is ready, with a side-dish of brutal asskicking."
"...Do go ahead."
"SILVEEEEEEEEER WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!"
"The tea was delicious, my good sir."
"And so, I confer you the BOULDERBADGE. Go on forward, proudly! East of here is the route to Mt. Moon. It's where I'd suggest you go."
"Thank you very much. You are pretty cool."
"And your clothes are of excellent taste."
"Why thank you."
"Yeah ,yeah, I'm pretty beat. How 'bout some sleep G?"
"Sounds like a prodigious idea."
Because NxGeno
Spoiler:
Genow
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 28
Subject: Re: Genow Nuzlockes Manly Pink Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:08 pm
FIRST THINGS FIRST
LET'S MOVE ON NOW UPDATE 4
Spoiler:
"Huff...That was just a tad tougher than I imagined."
"But we kicked his nadidnafhteslight in the end, so whatever."
"Did you see how I took down that Fire thing! Did you Geno?"
"...But of course I did. How would I have not seen it?"
"Sir Geno, we all know the highlight of the fight was my delicious tea plus a fair dose of pain."
"The whole battle was spectacular, the three of you have rights to brag."
"I'd brag anyways. Just sayin'"
"...Well, we should heed Menk's advice and head to the east, no?"
"You...Are you not one of the Professor's Aides?"
"That I am. Your mother gave me this package for you. There are some shoes inside. She said it was about time you got new ones."
"Ah, thank you very much...Mom..."
"Sir Geno, would you like a handkerchief?"
"I am not going to cry! Come on, let's go."
(Oh look, name glitch. *fix*)
"My, we are on quite a roll."
"Geno! There's grass over there! Don't you need it to fill your dex?"
"True that is, let us see what's in there."
"What in interesting thing. Lablanc?"
"But, aren't you Ibis!"
"Lablanc? What are you doin' outside Viridian Forest?"
"Lablanc? How do you two know each other?"
"We are mere friends. Sometimes we partake in trade. My silk for their unique brand of art and crafts."
"Mere friends, of course not! I knew Lablanc since he was born! He was so cute and bubbly and carefree~"
"Silence, woman! I have been as diligent as I am now, ever!"
"Naaah, remember when you tried to roll as the Fushide do?"
"R-Really? Lablanc that is so adorable"
"I AM NOT ADORABLE. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE OLD HAG, SIR GENO WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET THIS."
"And to make sure I don't forget, Ibis is coming with me"
"I...I am? When did I-"
"Nothing escapes Geno!"
"D-Do you mean I will have to put up with her on a daily basis?"
"No, actually. I think I will send her to the Professor."
"Woah dude, why?"
"Well, it would hinder Lablanc's mood. And besides, the Professor mentioned to me in an e-mail just how much he liked certain Pokemon. Kaburumo is one of them...Speaking of that! Let's see what the Dex has to say about this girl."
"That doesn't tell us shoe"
"Well, let's hope the professor can find out more about i-Woah!"
"What's wrong, G?"
"T-The egg!"
"We're finally gonna know what's in it!"
"Sir Geno, is this not..."
"This is...the Pokemon N had..."
"Oh Arceus not again"
"What do we name him? He can't even speak yet..."
"Back then, they called the best in our group the Ace! So why don't we call him Ace?"
"He's NOT the best in the group, at least not while I'm around. That's why."
"Don't be so uptight, Ace is a fair name. Let us see what the dex says..."
"This...cute creature...evil? Nah..."
"Sir Geno, I am living proof that appearances are not to be taken into account."
"Well, we'll find out more as he grows up."
"Woah! Where did you come from?"
"I was watching from a corner how you just PLOOOOWED through everyone! It was awesome! And then you caught that thing, and that thing hatched, and you're just SOOOO COOOL!"
"T-Thanks...I suppose?"
"Wait what"
"You have got to be kidding me"
(Dear Arceus this fits Belle so well)
"Gah, fine!"
"Don't be MADDEN! Be glad! Let's just have fun okay?"
"That's..."
"Hey cutie, we should hit up some joint when we're done with this~*wink*"
"WH-WH-WHAA?"
"Madam! I am your opponent! Never get distracted!"
"P-Poppycock!"
"You're falling behind, aren't you? Maybe you should EVOLVE!"
"Don't worry Lablanc, she's mine!"
"*Rawr* In more ways than one~"
"SH-SHUT UP!"
"DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!"
"Ugh!"
"Don't worry! I stocked up, you can beat her!"
"Yeah! I'm not useless! I'm not weak!"
"Y-You're tough...honey..."
"Way to go Sleigh! That was AWESOMENESS!"
"Thanks, Belle..."
"And now, for Miss Sophie!"
"I can totally handle this, G."
"Okay. Stall for time while I heal up Lablanc!"
"Sure Thing, bro"
"...I lost, Belle..."
"No Prob Sophie! I still have my SECRET WEAPON! GOOOO DAHLIA!
"Ah, another one of those Pink things!"
"Sir Geno! I have been humiliated! Beleive in me and let me fight!"
"Will you be fine?"
"But of course. And after I win, I shall prepare you the most delicious tea."
"Don't count your eggs before they hatch! GO, DAHLIA GO!"
"Well, nice to be your friend! We're gonna run up ahead and TRAINTRAINTRAIN and we're gonna beat you you'll see!"
"Try not to over do it..."
"BUH-BYEEEEE!"
"*phew*, She's finally gone."
"Why are you happy she's gone man? You had that Sleigh girl all over you!"
"She almost killed me!"
"Silence! I cannot prepare tea with this noise!"
"Sailenss Sailenss!"
"Who was that...? Ace?"
"Sailens Sailens!"
"Now even a newborn is mocking me!"
"D'aww, this thing is so cute~ (*cough like the other one's owner COUGH*
"Yeaaaaaah, let's move it kay?"
I should probably write a side-story "Oak's Lab" sometime later
update 5
Spoiler:
"Very well then, team. As you all know, Ace is just a baby."
"Quite the rude one, at that."
"Sailens~"
"Sailens~"
"Cease this at once you fools!"
"AHEM."
And then they shut up.
"Even though he's a baby, there is quite a road ahead of us. Thus, I shall be training with him for a few days. You can all take a small vacation."
"YEAAAAAA"
"Sir Geno, what is this "vacation" you speak of supposed to be?"
"It means we get free time!"
"Indeed. I will return in a day or two. Worry not about us and go have fun."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
And then, GRINDING MONTAGE
*presses turbo button*
"*huff* I...I have returned you all."
"The heck? It's only been like an hour! You said a day or two!"
"...It was easier than expected."
"SIR GENO"
"Y-Ys, Lablanc?"
"WHILE THESE 2 WASTED TIME PLAYING I........."
"Oh my gosh what is going on"
".........Prodigious and all."
"And worry not, I assure you I can still make tea in my current state"
"But you don't have arms! How did you make tea before in the first place?!"
"SECRETS OF MY BLOODLINE, GOOD SIR."
"Sailens gud seer!"
"*chuckle* ...Okay, we are prepared. Let's cross this mountain."
"Can't we relax just a bit more man? I was gonna get a pina colada and all."
"Nope. Let's go."
"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE"
"Drats! Do something, Valk! RID US OF THIS THREAT TO OUR VERY-"
"Yeah, Yeah."
"...Although on the other hand, I did wish to catch it. If only for it's dex entry..."
"It was going to kill you, man. If you caught it it wouldn't have been good!"
"Perhaps. Let's move on."
"What a peculiar stone. I wonder if it will be of any use to us."
"Sir Geno? From what I learnt in my time as a merchant, those stones aid in the evolution of certain fire Pokemon. They are quite abundant in this cave, and thus they are sold in the next town."
"I see...I suppose I could get some funding by selling this. Not that we need it."
"Huh...It seems Menk is quite the respected man around here."
"If not from battles, it seems he's a really hardworking guy!"
Ominous Voice~: "WHY THANK YOU, HOHOHOHO!"
"...! LET US KEEP MOVING PLEASE!"
"...I recall an ominous warning about this creature. Bullet, you sure you can do it?"
"Pffft. Of course!"
"It's fangs were pretty sharp, but piece of cake!"
"We are currently mining for Fossils and Stones to further fund out organization, so scram!"
"How rude! And worst of all, you're gangsters? I apologiz but I AM getting through this cave."
"Not if my Pokemon can help it!"
"jiminy cricket! Gotta let chief know!"
"Yo, G. These morons are probably planning something stupid, we should follow em."
"Right."
"It seems only their chief is left."
"The jiminy cricket!? Who are you, and how did you even get here!?"
"One of your rude minions provoked Geno into a righteous rage!"
"That is an exxageration, and you know it."
"Ugh, some nerd is ruining our plans!? I will take you down myself!"
"...I prefer the term scholar, if you do not mind."
"Y-You took down Miruhoggu!?"
"We'll let you know we're experts at beating the heck out of squirrels."
"Do all of you use the same Pokemon? I expected a better effort from their chief~"
"Gah, we gotta retreat...I won't forget this you nerd! Wait till our leader hears of this!"
...
"They seem to have left, Sir Geno."
"Ah, the fossils they wasted time excavating are just ahead. The professor would be happy if we took them."
"W-W-W-W-Wait!"
"Hmm?"
"Those gangsters forced me to excavate these! They're MINE!"
"I am sure we could reach an agreement..."
"MIIIIIIIIIINE!"
"Drats. Valk!"
"On it."
"Who's awesome?"
"heck yeah I'm awesome."
"Mister, I never had the right to deny you your fossils! You can take them, I do not mind."
"R-Really? Everyone so far...Everyone has forced me to do all they want..."
"I'm sure it must have been difficult, but they've left now. You're free to go."
"T-Thank you! Even if you said what you said, please take one of the fossils. It's my way of saying thanks!"
"Ah...Thank you. Now, which one to choose?"
Already decided on Wing Fossil, by the way
SkrΑlem
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Subject: Re: Genow Nuzlockes Manly Pink Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:31 pm
This must be the Fire Red Hack with the IsshuUnova pokemon you were talking about. It looks... well... manly.
Jefferlope
Posts : 2631 Join date : 2010-07-29 Age : 30 Location : On your computer screen.
Subject: Re: Genow Nuzlockes Manly Pink Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:57 pm
I wish I could read it, but I can't due to gen V spoilers..
"Well, I am left-handed, so why not take the left one?"
"That's great and all but, can we get the heck outta here? I'm tired of this cave."
"I don't like bats and rock types!"
"*chuckle* Yes, yes. We'll be out soon."
"Ah, it is delightful to my leaves to receive the Sun's warm greeting."
"My fur was getting humid in that cave..."
"Well, Cerulean City should be ahead, so let's go."
"My Dex hunter senses have activated!"
"That is...not something you would say."
"Sir Geno, over there!"
"Oh my gosh that squirrel is so cute I must catch it it must be mine Bullet pin it down"
"O-Okay..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"Prodigious~"
"What is with you and cute things?"
"They are cute! There is no need for an explanation! ...Ahem, let us see what the dex has to say."
"So it's an electric Pokemon? I didn't really notice..."
"Even with all the yellow?"
"Judging the type solely because of the color could -almost- count as racism, you know?"
"..."
"W-Who are you..."
"My name is Geno. And I suppose I am your trainer. What is your name?"
"M-My name is...is Neige. W-What's going to happen to m-me?"
"You'll travel with us! Geno is a really nice guy, you'll see."
"Naisu Naisu!"
"Even if he's a bit nerdy"
"Silence, Valk! Sir Geno is a scholar!"
"I-I'm not s-sure about this..."
"Give it some time, okay? If then you still feel like you can't trust us I will let you go."
"O-Okay..."
"Towards Cerulean!"
"Sir Geno, it would be adviceable to bring Miss Neige up to speed."
"...True, excellent suggestion. Let's go train, then."
"F-F-Fight? Fighting is scary..."
"Don't worry. Please just try your very best and I will make sure NOTHING happens to you...Nothing will happen to anyone here."
"..." "..."
"I'll try..."
To everyone's surprise, Neige was quite able to spark things to death. She also possesed quite terrifying speed. Even Valk, one of the swiftest in the team, was impressed.
"You're the gal, Neige!"
"Yay! I can d-do it!"
But then, after an unlucky toxic...
"G-Geno? I...I feel bad..."
"Ah, Neige's been poisoned! Lablanc, can you hand me a Pecha berry?"
"Post-Haste."
"I-I feel better..."
"See? Nothing's gonna happen to you."
"Yeah..."
Back in Cerulean, Geno recalls Professor Oak speaking of the creator of the PC System, Bill. If he recalled correctly, his house was north of Cerulean, so that would be their logical next stop. On the way, they find a grass batch."
"Prodigious! It seems like the previous stage of one of Menk's Pokemon...I wonder if he was actually a citizen of Cerulean City? The other two types seem to be around. But this is a story to ponder later. Time to Ca-"
Leaving that embarassing short coming behind, Geno goes and buys Pokeballs. And then decides to head for Bill's House.
"Hey you NERD!"
"...Kou."
"Gotta hand it to you, being the softie sammich you are, I thought you'd still be crying over that shitty zebra!"
"How dare you!" "Bastard!"
"...Out of the way, Kou."
"Hahaha, No! I still haven't had fun with you idiots yet! If you wanna pass, you have to beat me! But CAN YOU? Can you live with another of your shitty Pokemon dying!?"
"I don't know who you are, but I will not allow anyone to speak of Sir Geno like this!" "H-He's scary but...Come on Geno, we can beat him, right?"
"...Right."
"Hah! You caught one of those shitty squirrels! Somehow I'm not surprised!"
"I-...Y-You can't talk to me like that!"
"Tch!"
"Out of the way Kou, you're not worth wasting time over."
"Shut the heck up! I'm more than worth your time!"
"Why do you always insist on being a nuisance?"
"You started this, so don't you jiminy cricketing dare call me a nuisance!"
"What in the world is your problem!?"
"G-Geno...I don't feel so wel..."
"Ah, do rest. The others and I will handle this."
"Stop talking like you've already won!"
"You're not being very threatening."
"jiminy cricket you!"
"See? You have lost. Now if you would get out of my way?
"Yeah, you douche! Get out and never show up again!" "Sir Geno has no need for rude men like you!" "That's for Alfimi, you big jerk!" "Nuisans Nuisans!"
"G-GRAGH! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, YOU BASTARD!"
"...He's gone now."
"We really showed him eh?"
"Yeah...We should keep going."
"If you beat all of us, you get an AWESOME Prize!"
"C-Can we skip this challegne?"
NOPE
"Ah well, it could prove to be entertaining. Come on, let us give our best and cross the bridge!"
"Yes, Sir Geno. It should prove extremely simple."
And that it was,
"Prodigious, that was excellent work. We should be able to cross the bridge now..."
"Why, thank you very much."
"P-Pardon me?"
"Yeah dude, with your MADDEN power you'd be a top commander in no time!"
"So you criminals have grown your roots to over here, too! I refuse. Stop dragging others into this!"
"You know what I do to those who refuse? I erase them!"
"Bring it, you jerk!" "Jerk! Jerk!"
"Sir Geno, more of the dreaded rodents!"
"Do you all posess the same Pokemon? Variety is the spice of life, and all."
"I can't hear you gogogogo"
"shoe."
*insert cap of dead Warubiru. Cap got deleted.*
"Sir Geno, while stomping over thy enemies' corpses I have prepared your tea."
"Prodigious."
"L-Lablanc is so cool..."
"Ohoho, you make this old man happy."
"...Lablanc, how old are you again?"
"You'd be amazed how long I have lived, Sir Geno. Despite my lack of battle expertise that prevented me from evolving I have done quite a lot before meeting you."
"I would love to hear more of it later."
"But leave us out of it."
"...Oh, is that grass to the west? Since I DO have PokeBalls this time, let us go add information to the dex!"
"..." "..." "..." "..." "..." "..."
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, AM I NOT SIMPLY FABULOUS!?"
"Ibis must be getting lonely and I, uh, I think the professor would appreciate this...thing. Yeah. Let us proceed."
"*Squeeee* Geno it's so cute catch it pleaaaaase!"
"Neige...? W-Well, if you truly wish so..."
"...;~;"
"So what's your name, little bubbly thing?"
"Syrp. I take pride in my cooking. All I need is MY MIND!"
"I will gladly fight over the title of team Chef with you as soon as we're done here."
"Bring it! Nothin beats my pasta dude!"
"I somehow feel offended by this."
"Bill's house is ahead, so please keep the confrontations to a later date."
