[Insert title here] as told by smb

The economy is in rough times. This thread takes little effort though and with paticipation it could make us rich. Concept is simple, you write a sentence that adds to the story.
Simple Rules
•only one sentence at a time
•no killing the current main character (Jeff would think I promoted violence, if you don't like the character then change him/her without death)
•we use a special story teller's wand so you must pass it after your turn
•spam sentences are forbidden, your sentence must benefit the story in some way.

Ok, story opener so gather round peeps
This is bob, a red haired Lego addict. *passes the wand*

Bob was sitting out in the desert one day, making an giant castle out of lego's for him to live in. *passes da wand*

But suddenly, the expected creeper who wanted to destroy the Lego castle appeared! *keeps the wand* *passes it now*

Lucky for Bob, he took "SSSssss..." as a foreign language in high school, maning he has the ability to speak to this creeper.
*Stares at the glowing stick*
..my precious.. O_o
*looks around to see everyone staring at the weird Jefferlope, then passes the wand*

Bob befriends the creeper after having a lengthy discussion on foreign politics in SSSssss... .
*passes the wand while wondering how it glows*

Bob names the Creeper Tetris... Because...




*considers the economical amplifications of a magical wand, and how it could benefit all of mankind.*

*tosses it in the air for the next person to catch*

The creeper was enraged because it already had a name: SSSSssss...!
*passes the wand without much thought*

Invite to dinner

What kind of sentence is that? and you can't keep the wand so you broke rules 3 and 4. Geno had his chance but I'll still continue the story (let this be a warning):
SSSssss.... denies the invitation because there is no where to eat in the desert and because Bob insists on calling Tetris.
*passes the wand after prying it from Geno's hand's*

So Bob and Tetris SSSssss decide to go on and do stuff.

*MAGIC WAND GUITAR SOLO ARGH*

Unfortunately, being that Bob and SSSssss WERE in the middle of the desert and there wasn't much to do, SSSssss insisted that she [SSSssss was a she, who knew?] and Bob should start seeing other monsters.

*forgets to pass the wand, and has to edit the post to do so*

A spider runs past, SSSssss balances her options then decides too leave Bob and follow it.
*throws the wand dramatically like they do with things in movies*

So Bob puts on his conveniently awesome pair of sunglasses, and goes off on a journey to leave the desert.

Somehow.

*EXPECTO! PATROOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!*

But then, he bumps into ssssSSS, the alternate ego of SSSssss. *Throws the wand*

*is hit in the head with the wand* ... ow D:

ssssSSS decided that he wanted to blow up SSSssss and Bob. *throws wand into the ocean*

This may be a problem. Awww well *cracks a glowstick* desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bob hears the sssss-ing coming from ssssSSS aimed towards SSSssss so in the language SSSssss... he yells at ssssSSS to go away and leave his Lego fortresse as well as it's inhabitants alone.
Warning: Reading this out loud may seriously damage the salivary glands.
*passes the tempory, red glowstick*

All was well in the lego fortress.

*consumes glowstick fluid, then proceeds to be sent to the hospital via AMBALANCE*

*Jumps into the ocean to retrieve the wand*
Then came the Lego real-estate agent.
*passes the wand with no trouble*

He said he has clients interested in a lego castle, not some castle-wanna-be fortress.
*wipes the wand a few times before passing to dry it*
*passes the wand*

Then meteors start falling from the sky.

*eats the wand*

The meteor crushes Bill Clinton.

*LAWRD VAWLDAHMURT*

Bill Clinton is Bob's political hero, so he builds a Lego Statue of Bill Clinton.
*wonders how retros got voldemorts wand* eh, who cares
*passes the wand*

wait what? let me try

a uh..... DINOSAUR *ya thats good* smashes the statue which makes you bent on revenge against it *passes the wand*

Bob goes on an epic quest to find Links master sword so that he can defeat the evil meanie faced dinosaur! *passes wand*

But he then learns the Master Sword isn't real, and that his crazy obsession of the Legend of Zelda series is a potential danger to him and those around him, which makes him realize he needs therapy.
*passes the wand knowing I ruined a potential epic quest*