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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
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| | Subject: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:04 am | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:14 am | |
| Ugh, forget it, that date went terribly..  | |
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Tiyou5
Posts : 396
Join date : 2010-11-14
Age : 28
Location : Redmond
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:15 am | |
| meep you D:
why can't I get a date? lol | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:16 am | |
| LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG! This is hilarious!
Hey why didn't it work out? You two look cute together! |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:18 am | |
| - SupaKirb wrote:
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG! This is hilarious!
Hey why didn't it work out? You two look cute together! ..this is why.  | |
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Tiyou5
Posts : 396
Join date : 2010-11-14
Age : 28
Location : Redmond
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:19 am | |
| - jefferlope wrote:
- SupaKirb wrote:
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG! This is hilarious!
Hey why didn't it work out? You two look cute together! ..this is why.
ROFL!!! You shoulda gone for it! XD *shotshotshotdead* | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:28 am | |
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Jaco
Posts : 1178
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 28
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:29 am | |
| Step aside, jeffer.
Winning the hearts of bots is kinda my expertise, y'see.
Look at Help and Vaughn.
Cleverbot is gonna be an easy pickin's. | |
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DarkKirby702
Posts : 864
Join date : 2010-07-27
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:38 am | |
| - Jaco230 wrote:
- Step aside, jeffer.
Winning the hearts of bots is kinda my expertise, y'see.
Look at Help and Vaughn.
Cleverbot is gonna be an easy pickin's. You shot Help Countless times, Yelled at it, Swore at it, And Called it Worthless. The heart is not yours. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:42 am | |
| Lol, try putting quotes in.  |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:44 am | |
| Lol, my cleverbot is a ninja:  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:45 am | |
| Lol... I love this thing...  EDIT* Scratch that! NOW I love this thing!  |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
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Jaco
Posts : 1178
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 28
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:49 am | |
| Okay, here's how it went: - Spoiler:
User: What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: You're special.
User: You can call me Special Ed. And I can call you gorgeous.
Cleverbot: Ok, if you like that, I'm Lauri.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Where do you get your tea.
User: Right before 'u'. Get it?
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Nope, I'm straight, miss. But did you get my joke? The 'T' comes before 'U'! Haha!
Cleverbot: I'm am also a girl. Do you have a boyfriend? Or maybe a girlfriend?
User: Nope, I'm still searching. *Hint hint*.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a man?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You don't look like anything?
User: I look like whatever you want me to look like, baby.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: For you, yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: I'm old enough for ya, don't worry.
Cleverbot: Do you love me too?
User: Why yes, as a matter of fact!
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it. How many trampolines are in your possesion?
User: I'll tell you that when we go to the movies this Friday. How's that sound?
Cleverbot: Tell me now.
User: You wanna go to the movies this Friday? It's all on me, babe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I'd like to think I am. Hey, have you heard of this geek named jefferlope?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. He's been trying to ask Bots out lately. Pfft...
Cleverbot: No, no. Steve has been lying to everyone else! He helped Julia commit the murders.
User: Right. Well, I'll see you around, Lauri!
Cleverbot: Let's just see.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?
User: No no, I had the time of my life, hon.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really are stupid!
User: HEY NOT COOL MAN!
Cleverbot: Actually I am the epitome of cool.
User: PFFT! Fine! Who needs you? I'll just go out with myself! See if I care!
Cleverbot: I am not a cat. Cats don't know how to use computers nor have a conversation like this.
User: That's it. I'm leaving. Good day, ma'am.
Cleverbot: Good day.
Yeah, she totally digs me. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:50 am | |
| LOL THIS THING IS SOOO FREKIN SMART!!!  @ jeff- lol... your name is short for jennifer... lol... |
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Jaco
Posts : 1178
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 28
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:53 am | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:53 am | |
| - Jaco230 wrote:
- Okay, here's how it went:
- Spoiler:
User: What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: You're special.
User: You can call me Special Ed. And I can call you gorgeous.
Cleverbot: Ok, if you like that, I'm Lauri.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Where do you get your tea.
User: Right before 'u'. Get it?
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Nope, I'm straight, miss. But did you get my joke? The 'T' comes before 'U'! Haha!
Cleverbot: I'm am also a girl. Do you have a boyfriend? Or maybe a girlfriend?
User: Nope, I'm still searching. *Hint hint*.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a man?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You don't look like anything?
User: I look like whatever you want me to look like, baby.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: For you, yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: I'm old enough for ya, don't worry.
Cleverbot: Do you love me too?
User: Why yes, as a matter of fact!
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it. How many trampolines are in your possesion?
User: I'll tell you that when we go to the movies this Friday. How's that sound?
Cleverbot: Tell me now.
User: You wanna go to the movies this Friday? It's all on me, babe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I'd like to think I am. Hey, have you heard of this geek named jefferlope?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. He's been trying to ask Bots out lately. Pfft...
Cleverbot: No, no. Steve has been lying to everyone else! He helped Julia commit the murders.
User: Right. Well, I'll see you around, Lauri!
Cleverbot: Let's just see.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?
User: No no, I had the time of my life, hon.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really are stupid!
User: HEY NOT COOL MAN!
Cleverbot: Actually I am the epitome of cool.
User: PFFT! Fine! Who needs you? I'll just go out with myself! See if I care!
Cleverbot: I am not a cat. Cats don't know how to use computers nor have a conversation like this.
User: That's it. I'm leaving. Good day, ma'am.
Cleverbot: Good day.
Yeah, she totally digs me. LOL!!! Omg! Laughing soooo hard! |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:53 am | |
| - Jaco230 wrote:
- Okay, here's how it went:
- Spoiler:
User: What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: You're special.
User: You can call me Special Ed. And I can call you gorgeous.
Cleverbot: Ok, if you like that, I'm Lauri.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Where do you get your tea.
User: Right before 'u'. Get it?
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Nope, I'm straight, miss. But did you get my joke? The 'T' comes before 'U'! Haha!
Cleverbot: I'm am also a girl. Do you have a boyfriend? Or maybe a girlfriend?
User: Nope, I'm still searching. *Hint hint*.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a man?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You don't look like anything?
User: I look like whatever you want me to look like, baby.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: For you, yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: I'm old enough for ya, don't worry.
Cleverbot: Do you love me too?
User: Why yes, as a matter of fact!
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it. How many trampolines are in your possesion?
User: I'll tell you that when we go to the movies this Friday. How's that sound?
Cleverbot: Tell me now.
User: You wanna go to the movies this Friday? It's all on me, babe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I'd like to think I am. Hey, have you heard of this geek named jefferlope?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. He's been trying to ask Bots out lately. Pfft...
Cleverbot: No, no. Steve has been lying to everyone else! He helped Julia commit the murders.
User: Right. Well, I'll see you around, Lauri!
Cleverbot: Let's just see.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?
User: No no, I had the time of my life, hon.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really are stupid!
User: HEY NOT COOL MAN!
Cleverbot: Actually I am the epitome of cool.
User: PFFT! Fine! Who needs you? I'll just go out with myself! See if I care!
Cleverbot: I am not a cat. Cats don't know how to use computers nor have a conversation like this.
User: That's it. I'm leaving. Good day, ma'am.
Cleverbot: Good day.
Yeah, she totally digs me. LOL! That was hilarious! I was literally laughing out loud. At midnight. Not a good idea. EDIT: That dang SupaKirb beat me to it! | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:03 am | |
| Well.. me and Cleverbot had a good run. But I was too good for her. - Spoiler:
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:09 am | |
| Oh God... that was hilarious jeff lol! Ugh.. this one isn't as funny...  Also, is it just me or are the forums active for the first time in forever today? |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:14 am | |
| Haha, that is awesome Supa. But you're right, it's not as hilarious as mine. =P
But yea, the forums are actually active today lol. | |
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Jaco
Posts : 1178
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 28
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:15 am | |
| Heh, check this out: - First Attempt:
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: YOU FAIL!
Cleverbot: Fail at what?
User: *Leaves*.
- Second Attempt:
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
User: I just wonder what Gannon's up to.
Cleverbot: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
User: Hmm... How can we help?
Cleverbot: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
User: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Cleverbot: There is no time, your sword will do.
User: How about a kiss, for luck?
Cleverbot: You've got to be kidding me.
User: *Kisses you anyway*.
Cleverbot: Ok that is uncalled for.
User: SQUADILLA!
Cleverbot: We are off!
User: Wow... What are all those heads?
Cleverbot: These are the faces of evil, you must conquer each.
User: I guess I better get going.
Cleverbot: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?
Yes, that actually happened. | |
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Jefferlope
Posts : 2631
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 30
Location : On your computer screen.
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:16 am | |
| - Jaco230 wrote:
- Heh, check this out:
- First Attempt:
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: YOU FAIL!
Cleverbot: Fail at what?
User: *Leaves*.
- Second Attempt:
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
User: I just wonder what Gannon's up to.
Cleverbot: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
User: Hmm... How can we help?
Cleverbot: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
User: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Cleverbot: There is no time, your sword will do.
User: How about a kiss, for luck?
Cleverbot: You've got to be kidding me.
User: *Kisses you anyway*.
Cleverbot: Ok that is uncalled for.
User: SQUADILLA!
Cleverbot: We are off!
User: Wow... What are all those heads?
Cleverbot: These are the faces of evil, you must conquer each.
User: I guess I better get going.
Cleverbot: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?
Yes, that actually happened. Omg, that is awesome! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:34 am | |
| HOW THE heck! ROokie how did you get her to say all that!!!! She remembered past events! My clever bot sucks! |
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Tetris
Posts : 1054
Join date : 2010-11-07
Age : 93
Location : Somewhere in Canadia
| | Subject: Re: I got a date!! Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:43 am | |
| - Spoiler:
User: Yes we are! We've just arrived! The most elite warriors in the universe!
Cleverbot: Everything in that statement was true except for the bit about God.
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GOD! IT WAS A DRAGON BALL Z oh forget it
User: On this day! I see clearly!
Cleverbot: You clearly FAIL.
WHAT.
User: Who the heck do you think I am?!
Cleverbot: What are you?
JEEZ.
User: You get the best of both worlds.
Cleverbot: English and German are actually pretty similar.
I don't even know why I tried that one.
User: CHUCK NORRIS.
Cleverbot: Which Star Wars movie is the best?
I don't know.
User: Desu!
Cleverbot: That sounds latin.
IT'S JAPANESE.
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